Believe it or not, I have had my share of ‘longer than 2 months n only borderline-nutty relationships’ n the 1 common denominator between them all is that they are no longer in existence…
Long before the ‘Infamous 7 Exes’ ever rained on my parade, I had a series of other ladies that have come in n out of my life n left quite an impression. Here are just a few…………
Long, Hot Summer-6 months of stripper mayhem opens Pandora’s Box!
*The babysitters Club:
The birth of an ulterior motive:
*The truth about POU:
*The spawning of ‘A Matter of Circumstance’:
-(PRELUDE TO AN AMERICAN, SO-CALLED LOVE STORY):
-Bring it on!!:Safe to say that Alicia was smokin’ hot n I was straight off the beaches of Clearwater, Florida so she was a breath of fresh Ohio air… Tall, long auburn hair, awesome bod n I was 21 so you can imagine how totally satisfied I was.
A college b-ball cheerleader n ex gymnast; the type that most dudes found a lil’ intimidating. This thing lasted 3 n a half years n I was a total player at the time but with this chik, cupid found his mark for the 1st time in my life. Sad thing was, I didn’t know what I had at the time n wasted this opportunity! let’s just say,…. The player got played n she was the initial piece of the now larger than life puzzle…
They say that it’s holding on that makes you strong but sometimes it’s letting go…
VIOLA! The very 1st time I heard this was from the 1st girl I ever truly fell for. Lil’ did I know at the time that she was breakin’ up with me! An ego as big as mine had very selective listening. Guess I cared more about whether or not we were gonna do it 1 last time than holdin’ on to a chik that was willing to love a 21 year old mega-douche’. What did I care, right?! God bestowed this planet with 3.5 bill gals n out of those we can safely deduce that about 30% are above average lookin’ n prolly about 50% would put out. C’mon, peeps, I was 21 n all that mattered at that point to me was the next 1…
Truthfully, I did love her n I’m pretty certain that I always will……. Letting go is easier said than done, ya know?!
The 2nd cumming!:
It isn’t the hopelessness that washed over me, the anger that bludgeoned me or even the humiliation that threatened to destroy my ideaology of what it meant to be obliviously in love when in all actually, you’re gettin’ totally fucked over in the midst of thinking that you’ve found ‘Miss Right’;, it’s the absolute lack of understanding n the cold, resolute “FUCK YOU’ that followed that constitutes a serious re-evaluation of myself!!!
Guess the world creates monsters n though we all have 1 within ourselves, it’s a highly scrutinized decision as to whether or not we let Mr. Hyde out to play! I’d be remissed if I said I didn’t honestly make a cavalier attempt at finding love but for some of us,……………. It’s just not in the algorythm!…
The ‘Ex’ Files:
Wouldn’t it be just fantastic if we weren’t always referring to each other as exe’s? It’s just that we didn’t go into something with the idea that it wasn’t gonna last forever n I’m also quite certain that we assumed that it would. I don’t like havin’ to say goodbye over n over but truthfully, it’s easier than waitin’ around for the impending n inevitable fallout from what’s on it’s way to town n not too happy!
I couldn’t possibly write about each n every lady that walks into n right back outta my life, (I don’t have enough time) but what I can tell ya is that it’s not what I’d call awesome fun! After hearin’ all the world-class cliches’ about love n dating, I’ve come to my own conclusion; I’d rather have 1 chik that stuck around for the reception than dozens of others that got outta Dodge after someone caught the bouquet. All this is making for quite the read but believe me, while I’m very appreciative of the success I’m having, it comes at a high price…