Strippers need love too!
It could be just me but my guess is the only red-blooded, visually non-impaired, human male with even half a sex drive that wouldn’t be interested in coppin a quickie with an exotic dancer would be the poor guy that couldn’t!
Some of us lifers hit the ground runnin’ with the idea of being abused by one of these porcelain dolls. The heart wants what the heart wants and in this particular case it wants a completely normal relationship with a chik that dances for dollars! HEY!!! Someone text Satan real quick and see if Hell has frozen over!……
Some guys think they need long MONEY to enjoy the company of one of these enchantresses; NOT TRUE! Lest us not forget these are women like any other and seek the company of a dude with a lil’ game and a BIG stick! …i.e….
V.I.P. room w/ friend of choice: 150 an hour plus tip!
No touching allowed of any of the girls: STRICTLY ENFORCED POLICY!
Breaking the rules for me, sharing cocktails among other more gratifying things before I fall asleep in her lap til 4:30 am, calling me a cab while handing me the napkin with her area code plus on it and only charging me for 1 of the 4 hours I was actually there……………………….Priceless!!!
There are more songs with stripper inuendos than you can shake a 20 dollar bill at; and btw, that same 20 can get ya about 10 minutes of ( if it’s played right, live streaming, actual face to face, Budweiser hot seat, one of your boobs might possibly be a tad larger than the other) conversation………
Bad GF, Mysterious Ways, Crazy BIT*H, Somethin’ in your mouth,the list goes on from here. One thing’s for sure when it comes to dudes and dancers *Exotic.. We fuc^in’ love em’ and if you are perhaps in the closet about your motives with these types of ladies, ask yourself 3 simple questions……
- Have you ever referred to your gf as a model when ya’ knowww she’s a stripper and YOU’RE ASHAMED OF IT?! WOWWW!
- Have you ever or still are currently visiting Gentleman’s clubs solo and trying to pretend that YOU’RE NOT THERE JUST TO TRY AND PICK UP ONE OF THE DANCERS?!!
- Lastly, while any self-respecting guy sporting a stripper at the hip has a grin so wide he could prolly swallow her whole looks like a rock star accepting a best new artist award, you’re in such a state of awe that you begin to question why SHE is with HIM?!?!?!?!!!
To every God-fearing man with a few bucks and a lap and every chik that’ll sit on it for a few…..We salute you!
Laughing at the stalker bf is pretty much NEVER a great idea! I mean, this guy wants to kill you n you’re having too much fun with his girl to care!
Hindsight is always 20/20 but now that I’ve wiped off the specs maybe I owe these dudes a drink. After all, not their fault I just so happened to be in the right place at the wrong time….Or is it?! Past, present and future circumstances dictate that I do somethin’ so WTF?!( In case I haven’t mentioned how difficult being single is, ‘Being single sucks’)!
Here’s something to take with you at 3am after you’ve spent most of your hard-earned cash on 6 dollar Bud Lights n 9 buck Vodka Tonics to chase,… Society is full of bullshitters, con-artists n illusionists n if I’m any culmination or combination of any of them its that numero uno becomes oblivious to the fact that someone else’s feelings are at stake. Point being, if it ain’t me, its gonna be someone else. It has been n it will be again…
There’s always some truth to be found even in between the lies and I will admit, I’ve shown courtesy to dudes I’ve never even met bc i do after all have a heart! Merry X-mas, bro!!!
Stairway to Heaven:
1 thing I might suggest for anyone with an appetite for the finer tid-bits in life; if you’re going to do something, do it right! My most recent excursion to the Dream Palace most commonly referred to by the mortal man as Christie’s involved all the usual amenities… Lots of alcohol, lots of personal convo with some VERY hard working gals, and of course>>>>>>The Champagne suite!! You absolutely CANNOT put a price on passing out drunk between ‘Super-Hot Stripper Boobs’ unless you actually go to 1 of these places on a budget.
Quick note: The suite prices out to between $150-$300 an hour. Minimum-1 hour, play money included.
Takin’ it personal!
Couple of weeks ago, a tragic story made its way down the thoroughfare n this 1 shook me to my core. You’ve all read about my escapades at Christie’s by now so it’s not any sorta mystery that I hold strippers in very high regard… It’s not the company, the latitude or general lucidity within which I share with them or even the fact that given the appropriate mood, things can get interesting…It’s what they stand for!!! Exotic dancers hold an extremely dangerous and prestigious position, whether it be at an industrial dive or a 5 star circuit so to undermind these women goes against everything they work to exhaustion for!!! Recently, I came across the news that the earth lost 1 of these angels in a most unfortunate way and it affected me to a point of tears. Aside of it being my best friends’ lil’ cousin, she was doing many of you a favor by showing you things you probably would never have seen under any other circumstances,…….. so advantage…YOU!
If you ever have the chance to engage 1 of these ladies, do so with grace and understanding; if you are ever blessed to the point of sharing more with them than a drink and a dance, consider yourself a demi-God!
Oops! Sorry, babe! Forgot my ethics in my other jeans…BRB!!
Coming this summer…..
The Stripper Chronicles!-
The New-Girl Order!-I’m proud to announce that I’m prepping for my next trip to the wonderful world of Christie’s. We all know how I roll so a few bucks for drinks n enuf for a quick song or 2 just won’t do! Hopefully after I drop off a couple of my shirts n procure some new contacts for later reference I’ll be in a position to advance my current status. Hugs n kisses ladies!! See ya soon…..
Welp, as fate would have it I’m nearing 1 of my most coveted outings… Seeing as I consider these lil’ excursions a vaca away from a vaca, (Hey! Love what I do, ok?) they also serve 1 greater purpose in the life of someone such as my dammy: they allow me to observe the the true nature of the reclusive chik from Micro.
To the beautiful young women who risk their integrity, self-esteem n dignity simply to appease the drooling populus……………….. We luv ya:)
In all reality, it’s pretty difficult to be a single gent n have no interest whatsoever in watching the opposing sex take their lingerie off for us! I’ve garnered a pretty significant interest from these ladies themselves as far as this philosophy! Not sure if they presume that my site n my book are gonna create some revolutionary breakthrough or if it’s just gonna lead to better tips from those drooling post-pube yet still adolescent gents that dream of hot chiks all day…. Whichever the case, I have yet to find a ‘single’ guy that understands the ins n outs of a super hot chik takin’ off the lacy whatnot undergarments n climbin’ a metal pole for 20 bucks………
Most guys I talk to would looove to go out with 1 of these gals but as far as I’ve seen, they’re either comfy with lyin’ about their success with them or too much of a scaredy cat to even try. I wonder to my dammy if it’s bc they just have an allergy to pussy!!…………………
On 2nd thought, 2nd place sucks!!!
I talk alot about bein’ the ‘IT’ guy n what it takes to escape from the ‘FZ’ but let’s be honest,… none of us are magicians nor can we dictate our dating lives… However, we can try like Hell to manipulate the cosmos n bring favor to our front door.
If the 1st act calls for us to wing it a lil’, so be it but I can honestly attest to this;… you may have to dig down deep after the curtain call n if it requires more than an encore,… all I have to offer is a rusty shovel! Break a leg, bro!!!
BTW, fallin’ in love, (or lust in this case) with a gal that has no prob whatsoever with takin’ her stuff off for drooling pervs is always a bad idea!… BEST OF LUCK, MISTY!!! Hope he knows how beautiful you really are~
K, so it would appear that I actually have some sorta weird magnetic appeal to ladies that either currently do or at 1 time did take it off for the moolah! I suppose that the law of attraction is jus doin’ it’s dammy n I’m reapin’ the rewards of my universal signal… ” Come here, pole-dancer! I need some quality time”! LOL. All jokes aside, yes ladies n gents, I’ve managed to manifest a dating existence that excludes most women that couldn’t have starred in a rock vid. My subconscious must be a powerful mo-fo!!!
The down side to this is that I was under the impression that it’d be easy to date a chik with at least 2 stalkers! O_o… While it’s nice to know that you could incapacitate your opponent within seconds using your skills in the Martial Arts, I CANNOT catch bullets in my teeth!…jus sayin’…
O well… met another chik recently that may or may not fit this description… ttyl… goin’ to work out!