Once upon a time it was important to be honest throughout your life but the truth is that most of us aren’t anymore!
The truth is..
-Love has a lot in common with Vegas! There’s games everywhere and no one knows just which one to play.
-Planning too far ahead kills any chance whatsoever of being spontanious! Women love spontanaiety and if you sacrifice it, she’ll sacrifice you!!!
-You have to stay committed! If and when you ever get rejected, you gota maintain your dignity. She did!
Yea, she was hot n I hadn’t spoken to her in over 6 months but the fact that she’s just now showin’ up tells me that I could be in for another ‘Here we go again scenario’. She’s super hot but damn, I can’t just come runnin’ everytime she calls now can I?
When you call up a lady and 1 of the first 2 things she says is ‘Lemme call you back’, it means ‘How did you get my # and why are you calling me’?!
It takes 2 to Tango! If you can get it off, take as many ladies as possible onto the designated ‘shake ur money maker’area; the dancefloor exists for a reason!
We can only control our actions; what other ladies n gents do can confound the hell out of us so stick with what you know! At least til’ you can find out whether you’re coming or going…
Fact or Fiction?
-When you become attractive to yourself, you become attractive to others?
-When you become some1 other than who you’re comfy with, it’s a tragedy waitin’ to happen!
-Any scientific method practiced for the use of seduction and social deception that guarantees success with women is complete bullshit!
…Play again later!…
-The more appealing someone or something looks to you, the more likely it is to be detrimental to your well-being.
-Stupid Human Tricks are for stupid humans….
The bottom of the mustard jar just ain’t cuttin’ it anymore!-K, I tried! I really did but I guess lying is the new truth n the only thing seperating some of us from our ancient prehistoric ancestors is that we only grunt behind closed bedroom doors! The war between the sexes has become more like a fight for sexual survival in a world of anything goes n super-suspect dating behavior… If commitment is no longer the norm n sincerity is only a default pretty smile n an overrated n rehearsed apology then I guess it’s best if we steer clear of all jewely shops n florists unless we’re 100% certain that she won’t become a jello-shot slurpin’, takin’ other dudes to the back room ‘IN YO’ FACE’, frisky lil’ nymph that we found out the hard way she really is…..
Anybody got an extra full-body contraceptive???
I’m prolly the most naive guy any chik’s ever met n by that I mean if they were handin’ out guaranteed warnings against how not to approach a situation logically I’d be the 1 dude that’d take his chances with the crashing waves of a roaring river!!! To be quite honest with you, that’s how I got here!